I love you like a fat kid loves cake

since no one reads this except me, Im going to put something here that I would wanna tell my love someday haha
I got this from nick

i love you like snoop dogg loves weed.
or like lindsey lohan loves cocaine.
or like amy winhouse loves booze.
or like david duchovny loves sex.
or like tiger woods loves white women.


this is from troy i thought was pretty fresh
you can call me Peter Parker, cuz im in love with Mary Jane