Im on a boat motherf**kers
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

i have a new screen name

Hiphopopotamus18

beezies

year after year, quarter after quarter, time after time

i find out that my classes are really really interesting once i come to the finals stage. where i tend to actually read the material because i need to out of necessity.
yet somehow i get distracted or something
like today, i have been watching flight of the conchords, eating, watching sharks beat the ducks, when to the store where i fought food and 3 cans of steel reserve. Plus you can also say that i made an outline for my essay thats due on tuesday, but the same day i have another final. so tonite i want to make it as clear and easy as possible to finish the essay in the morning tomorrow or afternoon. so yeah. hmmm something to think about.

"Bitches, Get the Fuck out of this car NOW!"

Fuck driving around soroity bitches to parties. It was ok if it were only once like a few blocks away, but fuck it if we end up driving in circles, getting lost, having drunk bitches nagg you about the fucked up directions they give you. Mind you they switch up the place name like 5 times on us. The constant complaints of their head hurting, the constant cruel high pitched laughs, and the constant talking.
One of them farted in my friends car! And iono what girls eat, but holy fucking shit that was stinky. This came from the same loud fucking gross ass fat bitch who eats a whole pizza and swears she is ghetto even though he lives in the protected hills of the OC.
Why did I consent to go for this, I ask myself, well i did it for my friend. Why not? I cant leave him to these medusas alone. We have to be Thespius to cut off her head and save the day.
If I were to describe my night. I would have to be a cross between Nich and Norahs infinite playlist and Harold and Kumar going to white castle. We ended the nite od maddness saying, "Bitches, Get the Fuck out of the CAR NOW!"
After about and hour and half of consant driving in a 10 mile radius, we did our deed and left these bitches to their fate out side the frat house that has been rolled by the cops earlier. From there, they swore that they knew what they were doing.
Our mission accomplished we went to ralphs and got two 12 packs of miller for $14 and enjoyed it with the two of us.
But then my friend invited some of his freshmen friends over. It was pretty chill talking to them. I am just amazed how these young ins are doing so bad of things. They do not even touch marijuana. However, they are in this case addicted to estacy and cocaine. This is too much for me. I dont even touch or think about that stuff. But it my mind I am just laughing. Laughing at how cool this may seem now. The allure of it. The scareface attitude. However, whenyou get older you realize how stupid that shit really was.
So anyways, while Im laughing at them in my head while thinking if I were ever that stupid in my life, I see this one guy encroaching upon the girl that was sitting next to me. This girl was my friends neighbor in his hall and she was a sophmore. And I look to see this freshmen, trying so badly to hit on her. He is all focused on what she is doing. He tries to spend all his time talking and tapping her shoulder. She tells me later that this guy is straight up creeper status haha.
The funny thing was, knowing that this girl is a fucking annoying soroity girl and we needed to leave one person out of our car while we get food, we were like, "Hey man, you can do this, she is easy, go for it" lol, thinking this he books up the stairs to reach her haha. The whole time he was spending time with her, she told me later, he put his arm around her and was not going anywhere, she was scared and creeped out haha. By the end of the night with the beers finished and our pyramid gone, we called it a night. The annoying soroity girl just booked out the door without saying goodbye or goodnite to us. Then as we were wrapping it up and I was feeling drosy I went to her place next door to ask her whats up with her leaving in a rush haha. And so, we were talking and all, and the freshmen kid from before came past us and he had the most funniest sad look in his face haha. He felt that I was "taking" his mojo as my friend later told me haha. So he just came in and busted into our conversation and all. But yeah, I said my goodbye and I bid her goodnite and I left for bed haha.
Five minutes upon getting to bed, I get a fone call by my friend and her telling me how creeped up his freshmen friend was and how he crashed and burned with her haha
I think I slept at 6am. I woke up around 2ish. yeah. but What a nite that was.

skateboard progress

Last week. I learned how to drop down from benches on my skateboard.


Yesterday I learned how to roll off of benches.


I also am trying to do kickflips. I only have the flicking motion down tho. not the landing part yet.